Posted: July 21, 2012 in Comedy
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So I haven’t written a review in a little while cause I’ve been busy but I just had to take time to write one about “Ted”.

My friends kept telling me I “HAD” to go see this movie because it was hilarious. I kept saying, “I don’t know, it just doesn’t look that funny being a teddy bear and all.”

Now I’m not really sure what the hell is wrong with everyone else in the world including my friends but I watched “Ted” last night and was very disappointed in this movie. Was it Funny? Well on a funny scale from 1-10 with 10 being hilarious, I would give it a 3, TOPS! I think I only chuckled maybe once throughout the film and that is no joke.

I was skeptical from the moment I heard about this movie because I had a feeling that a talking teddy bear just wouldn’t be funny at all. I was right. Now I am a huge Family Guy fan and have been a viewer for years but when I heard Seth Macfarlane was making an actual movie, I had my doubts.

First of all, there have been enough stoner movies already made so what makes you think that a stuffed animal smoking pot and doing drugs would be any different. Also, Mark Wahlberg is great but not when he’s trying to be a comedian. Shooter…Awesome, The Other Guys…Terrible. It didn’t help that his accent was a little over the top as well. I think that annoyed me more than anything else in the movie. I don’t think Mark Wahlberg should have been cast in this movie. The part when him and Mila are laying in bed and Ted comes in because of the thunder is absolutely retarded. I did not laugh when they sang the Thunder buddies song. Sorry, but a grown man singing a dumb ass song just isn’t on the top of my funny list.

As far as the storyline goes, I got bored really fast. It didn’t keep me entertained at all. It was constantly Ted calling Mark to come over and party and because of that, Mila got mad…Go figure.  Is the movie not funny because I’m not a pothead or is it not  funny because it’s not funny? Want my opinion?  it’s not funny.

So this is how I would compare it to an actual funny movie. When I originally saw “The Hangover”, I laughed throughout that entire film non stop. When I watched “Ted”, I had a blank face throughout the entire film wondering when the funny parts were going to happen that everyone kept talking about.

I’m sure some of you won’t agree with me and say “your an idiot for not liking this or thinking it’s not funny,” but guess what, I didn’t and there’s nothing you can do about it. This is my review people so take it for what it is.

So to rate the movie in a whole, I would give it a 4 out of 10. I won’t be watching this movie again.

What you will learn from watching Ted

1) Mila Kunis is the worst seamstress in the entire world!

2) Be careful when getting a hooker, she might shit on your floor.

3) Sexual harassment does not exist in movies.

4) Apparently Flash Gordon is still an amazing film today.

5) Teddy bears can have sex even without a penis.

6) Always stand up straight when talking to Giovanni Ribisi


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