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Control Alt Delete

Posted: October 21, 2010 in Comedy, Drama
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Control Alt Delete

Control Alt Delete

Ok so I actually found this movie to be not that bad at all. Bizarre…Yes. I’m not saying you should go rush out and watch it but if you happen to stumble upon it on tv or something, you might want to check it out.

In a nutshell it’s about a guy who literally fucks computers. Yeah, he drills holes in the side of his computer and has sex with it! Now I’m sure you’re wondering why I thought this was not that bad because it sounds awful. Well, the movie was actually made fairly well and the acting was pretty good. Let me give a little more details about the movie.

The year is 1999 and Lewis (Tyler Labine) works for a software company that does updates for y2k. He has a girlfriend but doesn’t want to have sex with her because he is always thinking about his computer and porn so she eventually dumps him. His addiction leads him into drilling a hole in his computer and using bubble wrap and lube to bang it. I guess blow up dolls are a thing of the past. At work, all he thinks about is his boss’s new computer so he stays late one day and has sex with her computer. At the end of the movie he fucks the company’s server and gets electrocuted. And that’s all folks! Oh and he meets a new girl too that has a fetish where she placing a camera in her toilet and streams it online for people to watch.

I know I know…This movie doesn’t sound good at all but give a try and you might enjoy it. For an office type movie it’s ok. Overall I guess I would give it a C. I probably won’t watch this ever again but I am kinda glad I checked it out. I guess you’ll just have to see for yourself.

If you watch this and think it sucks, don’t blame me as this is just my opinion.

What you will learn from Control Alt Delete

1) Having sex with a computer is more fun than with your girlfriend.

2) Lewis can type faster than anyone with 1 hand while jerking off to porn.

3) If you’re going to have sex with your boss’s computer, you should clean up the mess after your done.

4) You will never find out what a #3 in bathroom terminology is .

Jack Brook: Monster Slayer

Jack Brook: Monster Slayer

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer was a fantastic film to watch. It kept my attention all the way through with the action, comedy and horror.  Trevor Matthews played the role of Jack Brooks perfectly. His outbursts and anger issues made this movie that much better.

Monster Slayer is about a kid who witnessed his family get killed by a monster (Werewolf looking thing) while camping. Now he’s grown up and feels like he should have done something and has major anger issues. He sees a phsychiatrist to help him but that doesn’t work one bit. It’s great to see though… You’ll laugh your ass off. So his professor, Robert Englund, unleashes a curse from a box he finds in his backyard and gets turned into….well some kind of monster. I’m not really sure what it is but it looks pretty cool and it’s hungry. Jack then takes it upon himself to stop the monsters. And that’s all there is to it.

I would recommend this movie to anyone looking for both a horror and comedy at the same time. It’s a pretty predictable film, but that doesn’t stop it from being very fun to watch. The comedy isn’t something like “Shaun of the Dead” so don’t think this is like that at all. It’s more of a verbal comedy by the way he acts and what he says.

If you watch this movie just enjoy it for what it is and don’t analyze everything little thing that goes on in it. If you take that advice, you will not be disappointed. Overall, I would give this a B. Will I watch it again? You betcha! If you can find it at at redbox or have netflix, don’t pass this one up. And now for your favorite part of my reviews…

What you will learn from Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

1. A rubber spear will not stop a monster.

2. Mr. Wong’s eggrolls are actually pretty good.

3. Joining a badminton team will help you stop headbutting people.

4. If someone cuts you off on the road, you should pull over and meditate.

5. Don’t pick up beating hearts you find in a wooden box in your backyard.

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